Shitheel

"Shitheel"
Song by Moistboyz
from the album Moistboyz III
Released	September 3, 2002
Length	2:13
Label	Ipecac Recordings

Title	Shitheel
Artist	Moistboyz
Appears on	Moistboyz III

Lyrics

I see you got your last check - you're lookin' so depressed

Couldn't handle washin' dishes - you'll be swimmin' with the fishes

You got a girlfriend - she's an ugly lesbian

Afraid to cut your long hair - always thought you wouldn't care

That you couldn't hold a job - your feeble sins will never stop

Think of all the simple joys - of hangin' with the younger boys

Drinkin' up the kool-aid - mama thinks you got it made

You're livin' in the upstairs - time to wash your underwear

Monkey on the gag-reel - tell me how you really feel

Grindin' down your burger brain - standing in the pissy rain

Awful salty pickle dick - you're too flat to call a bitch

Drinkin' down the malto-meal - word is you're the shitheel

You're 40 and you never feel - whether time will ever heal

You're sloppy little stinky ass - never had an ounce of class

Your skate was never any good - silly ridin' goofy foot

You're headed to the bar now - waitin' for your fat cow

Hopin' she will turn a trick - She'll never ever suck your dick

Weak enough to toe the line - suburban little frankenstein

Smokin' all the schwaggy weed - struggle just to bottom feed

Smellin' like a cheesy wheel - got some poopy on your heel

Monkey on the gag-reel - tell me how you really feel

Grindin' down your burger brain - standing in the pissy rain

Awful salty pickle dick - you're too flat to call a bitch

Drinkin' down the malto-meal - word is you're the shitheel

Song Themes

There are many men who just don't seem to fit in. We grow old, and wonder where the time went. Time spent, throwing tantrums and shitting candy. A 40 year old laborer doesn't feel at home most of the time, outside of internet porn and smoking pot on the couch. If he is married, he doesn't feel at home, outside of internet porn, and smoking pot on the couch. You get the picture.