The Tweaker

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"The Tweaker"
Moistboyz III cover.jpg
Song by Moistboyz
from the album Moistboyz III
ReleasedSeptember 3, 2002
Length3:15
LabelIpecac Recordings
Title The Tweaker
Artist Moistboyz
Appears on Moistboyz III
Live Jihad

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Man I'm so cold, it's 98 degrees

Think I saw some human heads growin' on the trees

Get a pair of pliers and pull out all my teeth

Never gonna need 'em if I'm never gonna eat

I'd really be excited if I thought that this would pass

Didn't have a wallet man I wouldn't have an ass

My girlfriend's on the floor, she's gurglin' from the mouth

That must be why I got these maggots crawlin' on the house


Not much of a sleeper

I am the tweaker


Now I'm pukin' up my balls they're fuzzy little stones

At least I'm not a hippie faggot smoking little bones

When the bag runs empty, satan helps me cop

Drinkin' up the draino to get back on top

If I don't get some fuel I think I'm gonna flip

I just ate a scorpion that stung me on the lip

Sometimes I get so tired, never been a sleeper

Life is just a side-effect cause I am the tweaker


I just ate my beeper

I am the tweaker

I'm chewing on my sneaker

I am the tweaker


Born in 1984 I think I'm still alive

These spots on my face and neck look like I'm 65

Snot bubbles in nose every time I start to cough

My shriveled dick fell on the floor while I was jerkin' off

My skin will start to burn if I turn on the lights

My dealer wants his money but I can't fuckin' fight

No sense in taking out the garbage leave it one the bed

Call and leave a message 'cuz tomorrow I'll be dead


Here comes the fuckin' reaper

I am the tweaker

Here comes the fuckin' reaper

I am the tweaker

I am the tweaker

I am the tweaker

I am the tweaker

I am the tweaker

I am the tweaker

Song Themes[edit | edit source]

A few years ago, a man tanked on speed and acid, cut off his son's head, and told the police that the "boy was Satan." Bad things happen on speed. Sure, the sex is good, for a while. The Strength is good, for a while. The delirium sets in, coupled with nausea, and blown out of control by the inability to sleep, shit, eat, or drink water. After six days, small blood vessels may start to burst, and bruises have a hard time healing. Your face will turn a strange gray color. Without medical treatment, or more speed, you will die. Eventually, after you have lost your teeth, your gums, hair and nasal cilia, the speed itself will kill you. Meth-amphetamine is powerful. Skinny dudes shouldn't snort speed. I should know. There are some out there in the cracks of the Southern California heat, that might eat your babies given the chance. Beware of the man with the green smile.